dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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y0u-are-my-anchor:

y0u-are-my-anchor:

What do you call a hookers fart
A prostiTOOT

Okay seriously I think this deserves more notes ;-;

wonderfullybadjokes:

It was an arranged marriage.

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

(Source: theclearlydope)

artbymoga:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"

From this point onward I will never respond any other way.

(Source: giphy.com)

versacepromises:

versacepromises:

what do lesbians do when they’re both on their period

finger paint

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okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

professionalcinnabon:

confirmed next pokemon game

raffina:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

(Source: matthitarchive)

  • Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
  • Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(Source: skypestripper)