having multiple tests on the same day
i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"
From this point onward I will never respond any other way.
confirmed next pokemon game
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class