bitchesaloud:

literally me

(Source: irwinstattoo)

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets)

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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lukehemmoh:

Steal My Girl sounds like a 2012 One Direction song with 2014 voices and that is what I am gonna be thankful for this year on Thanksgiving

beyoncepatronus:

foreverphantomhive:

riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol…

(Source: jacko-plantern)

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

vinebox:

short dude but my..

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k-0nflict:

Lmfaoo

(Source: paradox---paradise)

neutroisenjolras:

do u ever start to do a thing that is Stereotypically Mentally Ill (i.e. rocking, crying n muttering and doing Weird movements) and u feel like u r Faking it to seem mentally ill. even tho its completely involuntary and u r alone so thers no one to fake to except urself

(Source: creepyenjolras)

paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

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hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

officialunitedstates:

*walks into tattoo store*  I’d like one of them permanent stickers

tedbunny:

Evidence being removed from the house of Fred and Rose West, who murdered 11 people and buried a number of bodies in the back garden of their family home. They were caught when one of their children mentioned to a social worker that they’d heard their sister, Heather, was buried under the patio.

tedbunny:

Evidence being removed from the house of Fred and Rose West, who murdered 11 people and buried a number of bodies in the back garden of their family home. They were caught when one of their children mentioned to a social worker that they’d heard their sister, Heather, was buried under the patio.