calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

Rebecca Mader doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge OUAT style.

(Source: prior-incantatem)

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

easterwonderland:

agirlwithtangles:

me in disneyworld

me in anything Disney

Disney

(Source: sandrabbullock)

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic
troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic
troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic
troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic
troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic
troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic
troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

(Source: gagas-glitter)

actualhumandisaster:

necroshelley:

I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset

it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate

isn’t it

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(Source: cherries-jubilee)